one day i aspire to shop price high to low

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asker

Anonymous asked: can you pls explain the joke? i dont get it and i feel rly dumb.

annie says she dropped the class after learning setups (i.e., introduction part of a joke) and then says “the professor is so old” (which sounds like an intro to a joke) and the others expect a punch line (end of a joke)  

but the fact that there isn’t a punch line is the joke :]

press-x-to-sad:

ONE OF THE MOST PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JOKES IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FIGHT ME

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t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

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larryunicorn:

Harry even wore his formal farmers hat, how considerate

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titlefightclub:

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

Beautiful

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floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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kendallnelsonart:

I’m excited for my next stack of Disneyland gifs! Can anyone guess what this one might be?

The goat from big thunder mountain railroad!! always look at the goat. always.

kendallnelsonart:

I’m excited for my next stack of Disneyland gifs! Can anyone guess what this one might be?

The goat from big thunder mountain railroad!! always look at the goat. always.

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theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

image

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